Salutations, my name is Alma but most of you might know me as Witheringbloom. If you have read my blogs then you presumably know more about me than most, but if you haven’t, I’ll give you a quick rundown of who I am. I’m from a small valley in Southern California that you have yet to hear of, which is a good thing. It means our elite teams of cows are doing well. Oops, you weren’t supposed to know that. Moving on! Without writing a monologue of my life, I will try and be concise. I’m a mother of two, which my son and daughter never fail to remind me of, and I have a very hairy grandson named Kenny. Please do not tell him that he is a mop because he gets offended. I do my best to keep a cheerful demeanor and optimistic mindset even on days when I want to tear my hair out and set my apartment complex on fire. Do you know how much napalm costs? Quite a lot, let me tell you. Anyway, thank you for taking the time to read this and please give my blog a read if you have a little more free time. Cheers!